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Welcome to life on the hairy side of the trail.

We’re The Squatches, a quirky, outdoors-loving family of two+!

(We currently have an entire farm full of animals and plan to travel with 2-3 of them in our self converted skoolie over the next few years!)

Whether we’re hiking muddy trails, fixing leaky plumbing in the middle of nowhere, or debating who ate the last marshmallow (spoiler: it was Max), we’re just trying to enjoy the ride one campsite at a time.

Mom Squatch is a virtual accountant, spreadsheet sorceress, and recent empty-nester who traded packed lunches for packed suitcases. She’s got a “Sassy Squatch” mug permanently in hand and a soft spot for sunrise hikes and farmers markets.

Dad Squatch is a seasoned journeyman plumber and full-time fixer-upper. From patching water lines to grilling “experimental sausages,” he’s always got a tool belt slung low and a Coors Banquet within reach.

Together, we’re exploring one dirt road, mountain trail, and questionable campground at a time!

Capturing the messy, magical moments that make travel worth it.

So grab a flannel, pour some coffee, and follow along.
Because life’s better with muddy paws, big backpacks, and a little Squatchy sass.

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