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A 20+ year journeyman plumber and certified “Mr. Fix-It,” Dad Squatch is the flannel-wrapped foundation of the family. If it’s leaking, squeaking, or mysteriously sparking, he’s already got a wrench in one hand and a slightly-questionable solution in the other.

He’s the king of campfire grilling (results may vary), a loyal Coors Banquet guy, and proud owner of at least five half-working lanterns. You’ll usually find him hauling too much gear, fixing a broken chair with duct tape, or giving unsolicited advice to nearby campers.

Under the beard and behind the shades, Dad Squatch is a softie at heart, especially when it comes to Max, Athena, and a perfectly toasted marshmallow!

He may not always know where they’re headed, but if something breaks on the way? He’s your squatch!

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Jan 17, 2026 ∙ 1 min
ILLINOIS RIVER
Usually dependable for good water levels and fun quick float.  With outfitters from Tahlequah, OK to Siloam Springs, AR you are bound to find the adventure (and prices) you are looking for!  You can choose between kayaks, canoes, and even rafts for  your float. Different spots have more rapids, so be sure to research where you’re floating so that your trip can be tailored to your preference and experience level. This river is great for the hot, end of summer days when other rivers have dried...
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Jan 17, 2026 ∙ 1 min
ELK RIVER, MISSOURI
Just a short drive up to Missouri! Often regarded as a “party river,” the Elk is actually home to several peaceful creeks and streams to float in. I’ve even had great luck on Indian Creek with some of my best fishing to date. You can enjoy a pleasant float almost the whole way through, until about the last mile when you hit the high energy of the rest of the river.  There are several outfitters and rental companies that provide shuttles at nearly every bend of the river, so there are plenty...
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Jan 17, 2026 ∙ 1 min
WAR EAGLE RIVER, ARKANSAS
This gentle float in Huntsville is a 6 mile trip for when you have a little bit more time on your hands, but not enough for a multi-day adventure like the Kings. It usually takes 3-4 hours to complete. Here, you’ll get to float in peaceful waters with breathtaking views and great fishing. Keep your eye out for the Ozark trillium, a rare flower that grows in the state park!
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